Drug cartels launch ‘Don't open the hatch!’ …

SAN ANDRES ISLAND, Colombia — After the U.S. Coast Guard released dramatic video of the capture of a drug-smuggling semi-submersible in the Eastern Pacific, drug cartels have imposed a two-week safety stand down for traffickers to attend special “Don't Open The Hatch!” training. The program is designed to provide seafaring narcos with common sense tactics on how to avoid getting caught and broadcast on YouTube and every media outlet in the known universe.

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