Mysterious 'Hillary' Turd Surfaces After 15…

QUANTICO, Va. — A human turd, the location of which baffled Secret Service, Marines and presidential staffers for years, surfaced this morning during scheduled maintenance of Marine One, Duffel Blog has learned. The turd, suspected to have been shat in 2000 by then-First Lady Hillary Clinton, was never found and was a legend among those who served the president in the years to follow.

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