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Arthur E Van Deven's avatar

Repost this in 2 or 2.5 years and see how true this prediction turns out.

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BigDaddy52's avatar

Don't give 'em any ideas!

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VR's avatar

Semper FU, eh?

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Amazon Anne's avatar

It could happen...

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Joe Castelo's avatar

There are two parts to this satirical story that are too close to the truth. One, it's starting to be the stated policy and protocol of ICE to stop, question, and detain people on the basis of how they look, speak, where they work, and where they happen to be. At least three strikes for you, Sergeant Major!

Two, anybody who thinks they're indispensable to an organization should realize your replacement will be in your chair before you leave the parking lot, if your car hasn't been towed already as you're in an unauthorized parking spot.

If you don't have an NSN (National Stock Number, do they still use those, lol) you can be replaced with a phone call or a text. Great job!

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Cody's avatar

You know this is satire because it is not a child, woman, or the Elote man. These dudes never attack anybody who fights back.

I would love to see a bunch of racist, sister raping inbred peckerwoods try to take on a bunch of marines when they’re stealing their sergeant major. It’d go over like a fart in church.

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Keith's avatar

Damn it’s getting hard to tell fiction from truth

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