‘I’m tired of living paycheck to paycheck…

BETHESDA, Md. — A sailor assigned to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center who recently purchased a Chewbacca suit costing two thousand dollars says he is "sick and tired of living paycheck to paycheck," sources confirmed today. Although Seaman Peter Barker shared his excitement with friends at buying the "movie quality" version of the suit, instead of the "gay-ass ultimate quality model which is for poser fans who are only willing to pay like twelve hundo," he also loudly proclaimed his anger at his current financial situation.

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