Incoming Sergeant Major of the Army hints at new throwback uniform design
THE PENTAGON—Sources say the newest Sergeant Major of the Army plans to field a throwback uniform to inspire pride within the ranks and prepare the Army for the impending wars with Iran, North Korea, Venezuela, Russia, China, and The Duchy of Monaco.
“The ‘pinks and greens’ represent the last time the Army was truly great,” said incoming Sergeant Major o…
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