Iranian President Prank Calls White House…

WASHINGTON, DC — The White House revealed a major diplomatic breakthrough with Iran today, after the President of Iran prank-called the Oval Office and asked for Barack Osama before giggling like a schoolgirl, sources confirmed. "Yes, YEAH! Is Barack Osama there? Osama?," said Hassan Rouhani, muffling the telephone so President Obama would not hear the laughter. "Sorry, is this Domino's? I need 50 large pizzas delivered to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, right away."

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