After declaring victory over ISIS, Iraq…

BAGHDAD — After retaking Mosul and declaring victory over the Islamic State, Iraq has returned to its previous state of utopia, sources confirmed today. “Iraq is now liberated from the scourge of ISIS,” Iraqi Prime Minister Haider al-Abadi said. “Now we can focus on the positive aspects of Iraq, like the low taxes on highway repair, waste disposal, and women's education.”

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