James Mattis Retires To Search For Ancient…

TAMPA, FL – Four-star General James Mattis held a press conference at MacDill Air Force Base today to announce his early retirement from the Marine Corps to search for the Spear of Destiny. Reached for comment outside his office at MacDill, surrounded by staff members clutching paperwork and demanding his signature, General Mattis calmly told

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