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Lieutenant Colonel actually Major Asshole

Lieutenant Colonel actually Major Asshole

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Oct 05, 2022
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TWENTYNINE PALMS, Calif. – Despite attaining the rank of lieutenant colonel, assistant to the regimental S-3Z Jefferey Shortbus can best be described as a major asshole.

The first indication of Lt. Col. Shortbus’ true colors came when he plastered the regimental headquarters with copies of his leadership philosophy, despite the fact that he is a staff of…

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