Major military teleconference disrupted by…

MACDILL AIR FORCE BASE, Fla. — Some jerk who didn't mute his phone completely disrupted a major Central Command teleconference designed to finally win the war on terror, sources confirmed today. The mouth breather failed to press a simple brightly-colored mute button despite the conference organizer’s pleas for “anyone who’s not talking, mute your mic,” according to sources on the call. As a result, both

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