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Navy totally going to turn this ship around if Marines don't stop poking each other

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Oct 05, 2022
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PACIFIC OCEAN — The Navy has warned it will indeed turn this ship around if the Marines onboard don't stop poking each other, sources confirmed today.

"So help me God, I will pull this ship over so fast," Navy said, adding that the Marines on the ship were currently "out of fucking control."

According to defense officials, the incident started when one gr…

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