Navy totally going to turn this ship around…

PACIFIC OCEAN — The Navy has warned it will indeed turn this ship around if the Marines onboard don't stop poking each other, sources confirmed today. "So help me God, I will pull this ship over so fast," Navy said, adding that the Marines on the ship were currently "out of fucking control."

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