THE PENTAGON — Gloriously spreading its wings as it clawed its way through layers of finely woven silk, a newly metamorphosed Secretary of the Navy emerged from its cocoon this morning to assume its post. "It's so magnificent to see these SECNAVs transform from dull, harebrained corporate bureaucrats in their pupal stage into colorful secretaries of a military department in just a few short weeks," said military ecologist Sharon Blank. "I only wish we could see them flap their wings on the northern Virginia breeze a bit longer. But, alas, they are all fated to resign in disgrace after a matter of months, whereupon their tired bodies are sacrificed to the apex predator
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