Oh, no! This bridezilla wants her bridesmaid…

LUKE AFB, Ariz.—Tech. Sgt. Ashley Ferris' bridesmaids are reeling after finding out what they would be wearing to her wedding this summer. In a sassy group message, Ferris revealed they would all need to get fitted for "super sexy MOPP gear." Mission Oriented Protective Posture (MOPP) equipment is head-to-toe outerwear used to protect troops from chemical and biological threats. The entire suit can weight up to 40lbs and requires the user to breathe through a gas mask. The wedding in Phoenix is scheduled to take place outside in August, and is expected to be a long one, as the bride and groom—both Brit Lit majors—wrote their own vows.

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