Russian cyberterrorist stuck on six month wa…

ST PETERSBURG, Russia – After initially hoping to quickly complete his mission to steal the personal data of thousands of American veterans, Russian Military Intelligence (GRU) cyberterrorist Sacha Volkhov has instead found himself stuck for months trying to compromise the byzantine Veterans Affairs computer network. The operative’s frustrations were compounded today when he received notification that his intrusion attempts were to be delayed an additional six months.

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