'So it begins,' conspiracy theorist says for…

SOMEWHERE UNDERGROUND — A local conspiracy theorist believes that the recent events around the world are "just the beginning," sources have confirmed. "Things are about to kick off," said Ian Landis, a self-proclaimed dissident intellectual, for the 1,260th time since September 11, 2001. "The attack in Las Vegas is nothing compared to what is coming."

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