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FORT STEWART, Ga. — Just three weeks after recovering from severe paper cuts, Pfc. Andrew Varneke has been admitted to Winn Army Hospital to treat multiple burns suffered while gathering exhaust samples. Pfc. Varneke joined the Army in early 2020 and has fallen victim to multiple pranks from other junior enlisted soldiers. "I don't know why they think it's so funny, but they just keep telling me to go do things that end up in me hurting myself somehow." said Varneke. "My hands are really starting to take a beating.”

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