Terrorists Attack Kuwait Military Base With…

CAMP BUEHRING, KUWAIT - A surprise rainfall wreaked havoc on soldiers stationed in the Kuwaiti desert today, causing massive power failures, interruption of connections to internet pornography websites, and widespread reports of increased boredom. The rain storm, with initial reports indicating it to be a possible terrorist attack, was the first recorded precipitation in over six months.

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