Tomb Guard Wishes Asshole Photographer Would Go Away So He Could Get Out Of This Damn Storm

ARLINGTON CEMETERY — A soldier standing guard at the Tomb of the Unknowns really wishes that asshole taking photos of him as snow and wind pummel his face would go the fuck away so he could get back inside, sources confirmed today.

"Look around. No one is here. I could walk 21 steps inside that door over there and be drinking hot cocoa," said Pfc. Brando…