Trump designates DragonForce Greatest Hits…

WASHINGTON — After months of deliberation, President Donald Trump has released his update to the National Security Strategy in the form of power metal band DragonForce's Greatest Hits album. A new National Security Strategy is traditionally produced by each administration, which lays out plans to address existing and new national security challenges. Trump's strategy promises to lead Americans "through fire and flames" to "Operation Ground and Pound" until U.S. soldiers are rightfully crowned the "heroes of our time."

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