Trump nominates Guy Fieri as Chairman of Joi…

FLAVORTOWN — President Donald Trump officially nominated Guy Fieri to fill the new post of Chairman of the Joint Chefs, the White house reported today. "I was speaking with my beautiful wife Melania the other night and I realized there were no bodacious amigos advising me on oil-logged, bomb-dot-com tasty grindage," Trump told members of the media. "I have no doubt that Guy will blow our collective friggin' minds with policies that are delectable, edible, and Congressional."

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