BOSTON — The United States Coast Guard will move to Canada if Donald Trump is elected as Commander-in-Chief, Coast Guard Commandant Adm. Paul F. Zukunft announced at a press conference today. “Frankly I don’t see the point in saving the lives of people who would self destructively vote in a guy like that," Zukunft said. “Why would we waste the man-hours and asset capabilities? It’s pointless!”
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