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Duffel Blog is the first and only satire news outlet devoted to the U.S. military and national security community. Since 2012, our team of military veteran writers has been poking fun at generals, lieutenants, and everyone in between — while helping military members and civilians think critically about national security through satire and smart humor.

We publish 3-4 articles a week, maintain an archive of more than 4,000 stories, and reach millions of readers annually. We are independent, veteran-run, and reader-supported.

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— James Mattis 21st Secretary of Defense

"[Duffel Blog] reminds me of The Onion in its early days. They're clearly having fun doing it, which is part of what makes it successful."

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Since we're living in a parody of real life, we might as well let @DuffelBlog rename the army bases.

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