"They came and they took it all"

January 2023

The Army gave us a few packs of smokes to post this classified ad.
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To infinity, and beyond!
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This will save vets some money.
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Soldiers will learn how to wield a waffle iron as a weapon.
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Key to bringing the German government around, officials say.
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Yet another embarrassing setback.
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This will be incredibly popular.
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“Guess we’re not getting a pizza party this week."
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Defending against swarming carts and explosive barrels flung at ships
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Gulp.
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This seems to be happening more frequently.
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