Trump recalls Jan 6ers to D.C.
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Air Force base renamed after Ashli Babbitt
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ICE partners with Taliban to round up Afghan interpreters
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Pentagon finds Hegseth pullups as root cause of failures in Iraq, Afghanistan
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Duffel Blog’s guide to failing your sleep study
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Pentagon changes rear admiral rank to something less gay
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National Guard mobilized to pick fruit
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Chimp hanging upside down from lectern named new Pentagon spokesman
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D.C. man forgets to thank Guardsman for his service while being detained
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Putin meets with high-level asset in Alaska
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Adm. McRaven hasn’t made his bed in years, sources say
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Pete Hegseth thrown onto court at WNBA game
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Trump gets Greenland in blockbuster three-way trade with Spain
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Fort Hood promises to keep murdering soldiers, despite name change
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Marine Commandant realizes this is just how it’s going to be now
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Naval Academy summer program teaches kids how to be racist, tie knots
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Pentagon renames Fort Huachuca to Fort Hawk Tua
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Cobra Commander begs son to join Air Force
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DOGE vows to reduce Pentagon to Triangle
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Green Beans calls up reserve baristas
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