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Is the bot you matched with on Tinder only with you for your TS clearance?
Here's nine ways to tell.
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BYOBooyah
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Americans wondering if we can just get WW3 over with already
Stop talkin' and start doin'
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Gray Sea Liu
3
Kids’ Choice Awards names War on Terror 'Coolest War for Kids'
Afghan villagers excited to once again be focus of American attention
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Cat Astronaut
2
Navy rams ___ into ___ in show of force to near peers
Not at all like when ___ hit ___ and the ___ got relieved for ___ the junior ___
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As for Class
3
Fort Liberty to solve trash problem with innovative 'burn pit' program
GWOT proven tactic no part of the war on trash
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Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh
2
Navy to increase recruitment by lowering enlistment standards for foreign spies
Secretary of Navy Del Toro "proud to see policy reflect reality."
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The Dirty Lt
2
Toxic Major looking forward to being toxic Lieutenant Colonel
"It's a new layer of inferiors to abuse!"
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As for Class
5
'Just an exercise,' says USAF of ominous, ancient Egyptian-style gate erected ahead of eclipse
Families encouraged "to cower before the searing Judgment to come.”
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W.E. Linde
Putin blames Ukraine for Baltimore bridge collapse
Putin likely correct, but many Americans concerned that DEI attacked the bridge
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Gray Sea Liu
In Controversial Ruling, Supreme Court Deems Enlisted Members 'People'
Thomas lone dissent, "Enlisted force lacks sufficient finances to be 'people'"
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Ironic Major

March 2024

Army Introduces 'Cereal for Dinner' DFAC Program
Tiny marshmallows deemed "key to soldier nutrition".
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Clay Beyersdorfer
Arlington replaces confederate statue with statue of interracial gay troops kissing
Super gay statue replaces replaces thick, triumphant Confederate shaft
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Robin Berger
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