LANGLEY — Central Intelligence Agent Richard Penis has been reassigned to administrative duty after a woman compromised his secret identity by trespassing on CIA headquarters and requesting to speak with him, sources confirmed today. The woman, who demanded that Agent Penis return her ID, claims to have been unaware that she was blowing Penis’s cover.
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