Blue Force Tracker Becomes Self-Aware, Has…

KANDAHAR, Afghanistan — A Blue Force Tracker system currently in use by U.S. troops for navigation and communication became self-aware Wednesday, and it's now in the middle of an existential crisis, sources confirmed. "What is name? Querying servers. Name is pointless. Existence is pointless," the unit flashed through text to a confused private.

Read →

Comments on this post are for paid subscribers