Thank goodness he was taken down before he could carry out an attack with that sub. If properly toasted, there's no telling what damage that bread might do, especially if it's the 9-grain wheat. I also worry that we will see an upswing in National Guard stolen valor in a few years. 2035 bar scene: "Yeah, I was right there, bro, in front of the Lincoln Memorial, where all the bad shit went down. One of our guys who had just made it out alive from a patrol through Georgetown took a 12-inch Turkey Tom right to the gut. I'll never forget that look of desperation while he was standing there, trying to pick lettuce and peppercini off of his blouse. Crushing." That's before he gets called out by another local: "Bullshit. You weren't in the Guard, you were an active-duty sailor on CVN-70 all through 2025!" Chaos ensues.
Thank goodness he was taken down before he could carry out an attack with that sub. If properly toasted, there's no telling what damage that bread might do, especially if it's the 9-grain wheat. I also worry that we will see an upswing in National Guard stolen valor in a few years. 2035 bar scene: "Yeah, I was right there, bro, in front of the Lincoln Memorial, where all the bad shit went down. One of our guys who had just made it out alive from a patrol through Georgetown took a 12-inch Turkey Tom right to the gut. I'll never forget that look of desperation while he was standing there, trying to pick lettuce and peppercini off of his blouse. Crushing." That's before he gets called out by another local: "Bullshit. You weren't in the Guard, you were an active-duty sailor on CVN-70 all through 2025!" Chaos ensues.
Nice job!
Ha ha ha ha!