DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Rudyard Kipling gives…

If yer 'eadin' down to 'Ay Street To 'ave a bit a fun Be sure to take sheepguts, Pretect yerself my son Be sure to cover John Thomas before diving in the minge Be sure to wrap yer willie On porter and pie you'll binge 'Fore ya drink yerself stupid Well, stupider than ya are Make sure ya got a DD 'Fore gettin' in the car Make sure you ain't drivin' On this your career'll 'inge Make sure the cherry has the keys On porter and pie you'll binge

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