Equal opportunity drone kills combatants and…

WASHINGTON — The Pentagon has unveiled a new drone, the EO-9 Justice Warrior. The platform comes equipped with a suite of advanced optics that renders it unable to distinguish between combatants and civilians. "We were looking to take affirmative action to make our targeted killings reflect America," explained Pentagon spokeswoman Lt. Col. Michelle Baldanza. "This is a huge step towards ensuring our target prosecution admissions system is truly ROE-blind."

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