FORT BRAGG, N.C. —Expert land navigator and platoon leader First Lt. Keith Knoll is lost on the hunt for his girlfriend’s g-spot, sources say. Lt. Knoll reportedly searched for it for an enduring four minutes last Friday night. “I don’t get how I could’ve missed it,” lamented Knoll. “I plotted the point, shot my azimuth, and, yes, I adjusted for magnetic declination. I made use of terrain features and counted my paces aloud. I even wore my new headlamp.”
Expert land navigator can’t find his…
FORT BRAGG, N.C. —Expert land navigator and platoon leader First Lt. Keith Knoll is lost on the hunt for his girlfriend’s g-spot, sources say. Lt. Knoll reportedly searched for it for an enduring four minutes last Friday night. “I don’t get how I could’ve missed it,” lamented Knoll. “I plotted the point, shot my azimuth, and, yes, I adjusted for magnetic declination. I made use of terrain features and counted my paces aloud. I even wore my new headlamp.”
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