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Marine Girlfriend planning storybook divorce

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1541

OCEANSIDE, Calif. — A girlfriend to a U.S. Marine private first class stationed at Camp Pendleton is planning the storybook divorce she always dreamed of, sources confirmed Tuesday.

Saying that she had been planning this since she was a little girl, Ashley Gibson told reporters she has always dreamed of that beautiful day when she would be granted spousal and child support from Pfc. Anthony Roberts for the couple's six future children.

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