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Military aide must ‘dummy cord’ nuclear football after leaving it on Biden’s Corvette
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Military aide must ‘dummy cord’ nuclear football after leaving it on Biden’s Corvette

"I guess finger sandwiches are more important than nuclear security, huh?"

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Don’t scratch the paint, Jack!

THE WHITE HOUSE – Lt. Col. Jason Schmutz will be required to ‘dummy cord’ the President’s Emergency Satchel, commonly referred to as the ‘nuclear football,’ to his body after leaving it on top of President Biden’s 1967 Corvette Stingray, sources confirmed today. 

“What a f*cking newb,” White House Chief of Staff Jeff Zients …

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