Nation's Veterans Demand Farmland In Gaul

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A delegation from the American Legion had a meeting today with several leading senators to demand suitable farmland for the nation's landless veterans in the province of Transalpine Gaul. "We swear here, upon Jupiter's Stone, that if Consul Obama Africanus does not compensate us with suitable farmland in a quiet province, we shall not peaceably disband or leave the capital," declared Mattis Magnus, former commander of the I Marine Legion and head of RUBICOM.

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