Nation's Veterans Demand Farmland In Gaul

Oct 05, 2022

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A delegation from the American Legion had a meeting today with several leading senators to demand suitable farmland for the nation's landless veterans in the province of Transalpine Gaul.

"We swear here, upon Jupiter's Stone, that if Consul Obama Africanus does not compensate us with suitable farmland in a quiet province, we shall not …

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