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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

Story Roundup

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

Situation Report

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

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53%Military veteran / retired
12%Active duty / reserve
56%Age 35–64
60%$100K+ household income
73%Avg. email open rate

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385K+Social followers
5–10KAvg. views per article

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Attention, not impressions.

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The Daily Beast

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