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Vol. 15 · No. 120 · Thursday, 8 October 2026

Pentagon

DTS works properly after hack by rogue AI

Pentagon scrambling to restore slow load times, incomprehensible errors and traditional user experience

Lincoln sailor returning from deployment already broke

Paste-eating Marine praised for unmatched commitment to unit

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201 on file

201 on file

Updated 1200 Zulu

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16 Sep First-generation American pilot excited to give family free ride on deportation flight Air Force says family separation provides valuable joint-service experience 2 min 17 Aug Air Force IG uncovers SNACKOs taking kickbacks from Big Insulin Investigators say squadron snack bars may be undermining Hegseth’s war on fat troops 2 min 22 Jul ICE says Americans have no reason to worry about its new MQ-9 Reapers Officials describe drones as “community-oriented aerial law enforcement” 1 min 17 Jul Influenza outbreak prompts Air Force to adopt RFK Jr.'s natural treatment protocol Airmen instructed to hunt bears, drink snake urine, and trust their immune systems 2 min 25 Feb State-of-the-art drone grounded due to cyan ink cartridge Officials say system will remain offline until IT guy 'gets back from leave’ 2 min 20 Feb Active military forced to watch ‘Melania’ documentary at SERE school Cadre say film is far more effective than sleep deprivation 2 min 2 Jan Military websites undergo annual update to make them worse “We’re working hard to make the SIPR sites you need the most confusing piles of shit imaginable," an official said. 1 min 27 Oct Anonymous donor gives Pentagon 130 million cans of Skoal wintergreen to pay troops Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans 3 min
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