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Vol. 15 · No. 124 · Friday, 16 October 2026

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Iran condemns US plan to livestream execution as barbaric

Tehran questions whether America has completely abandoned standards of human decency

Vetbro apparel company pivots from stupid shirts to aggressively homoerotic ones

AI deemed ‘too smart’ to replace infantry

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7 Oct DTS works properly after hack by rogue AI Pentagon scrambling to restore slow load times, incomprehensible errors and traditional user experience 2 min 30 Sep Backed-up toilet appointed new Secretary of the Army Pentagon says clogged fixture brings “continuity, stability and ability to swallow enormous amounts of shit” 2 min 25 Sep Military leaders debate who gets to masturbate first in sniper arch Services clash over historic privilege of being first to defile nation’s newest military monument 2 min 21 Sep Trump considers replacing Hegseth with rock or something White House sources say object would bring “much-needed stability” to Pentagon 2 min 14 Sep Hegseth tired of looking at all these limp dicks in Pentagon locker room Secretary says widespread testosterone testing will restore lethality, erections to force 3 min 11 Sep 25 years after 9/11, America still processing events normally Nation marks quarter-century of war, conspiracies, remembrance and extremely normal behavior 2 min 7 Sep West Point removes ‘honor’ from ‘duty, honor, country’ ethos Academy says concept increasingly conflicts with commander in chief’s guidance 2 min 4 Sep Troops receive citizenship upgrade, spouses still eligible for deportation DHS assures troops their constitutional rights will remain uninterrupted for duration of enlistment 2 min
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