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26 Aug Hegseth declares blow jobs not gay if both men are fit, clean-shaven Secretary cites Spartan precedent, testosterone, and “warrior ethos” 2 min 21 Aug Pentagon unveils ‘Send Someone Else’ campaign for Iran war supporters Officials clarify ‘Send Me’ remains mandatory for people without policy influence 2 min 14 Aug Pentagon facing dangerous shortage of fucks given Officials warn Iran war has pushed strategic fuck reserve below minimum levels 2 min 12 Aug Opinion: Listen up, assholes. Turn in your excess cruise missiles or everybody stays in formation We’re missing some missiles. So everybody needs to check their pockets. 3 min 7 Aug Hegseth mistakes getting older for declining military standards Pentagon finds standards only fell when secretary entered new age brackets 2 min 5 Aug Duffel Blog’s Top 13 ideas for solving the Iran War CENTCOM requested creative and unconventional proposals. It did not specify they had to be good. 8 min 31 Jul Pentagon limits combat casualties to normal business hours Troops killed after 5 p.m. will be classified as hostile workplace incidents pending timecard approval 2 min 29 Jul DoD reclassifies sexual assault as 'flirting' under new policy Pentagon says terminology change will immediately reduce reported incidents 2 min 24 Jul Pentagon unveils technology to hide fat generals from Hegseth New augmented reality system automatically renders senior officers “within standards” 5 min
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