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National Guard general who avoided combat in every war since Vietnam retires

MIST COUNTY, Minn.—After a long career, it is finally time for National Guard Brigadier General James "Lucky" Lawrence to put away his lightly used combat

Minnesota National Guard reports situation is ‘real serious doncha know, no foolin’

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. — Minnesota National Guard units mobilized in response to ongoing protests report the situation on the ground is “Serious, dangerous, and just downright uncivilized.” “Oh yah, hey,

Physically fit National Guard impersonator not fooling anybody

SWAMPSCOTT, Mass. — A man impersonating a National Guard soldier was promptly arrested today after authorities noticed he was "way too physically fit to be an actual Guardsman.

National Guard never realized how beautiful Kenosha was until they saw it burning to ground

KENOSHA, Wis. — Members of the Wisconsin National Guard say that they never truly appreciated the beauty of the city of Kenosha until they saw it burning to the

National Guard botches plan to suppress the vote

WASHINGTON — Gen. David Hokansan, Chief of the National Guard, admits the service botched a nationwide plan to suppress the popular vote, sources report. “Some state Adjutants General ordered

National Guard unit takes wrong turn, invades Iraq

KHUBARI CROSSING, KUWAIT — What should have been a routine mission almost ended with an international incident for 1st Brigade, 34th Infantry Division, a National Guard unit from Minnesota.

Hawaii Army National Guard unit has Luau with Afghan locals, invites friendship, riots

FOB SHIELDS, AFGHANISTAN - In an effort to move past cultural scandals involving U.S. military members in Afghanistan, members of the 28th Infantry Brigade Combat Team recently

Missouri National Guard arrives in ferguson, begins police call

#453790850 / gettyimages.com FERGUSON, Mo. — Members of the Missouri National Guard who were deployed by the governor arrived on Monday and immediately began to police call spent brass

National Guard ordered back to ferguson after soldier reports missing canteen

FERGUSON, Mo. — Just two days after being withdrawn from Ferguson, the Missouri National Guard is being ordered back into the city to search for a "vital"

National Guard stands ready to defend Constitution, conduct vehicle maintenance

ARLINGTON, Va. — As budget cuts hit all levels of the U.S. military, leaders in the Army National Guard Bureau are fighting back against fiscal hawks in Congress

National Guard drill weekend optional, command picnic mandatory

MURFREESBORO, Tenn. — Some National Guard soldiers thought they had September off but instead faced mandatory fun days, sources confirmed. The National Guard had announced at the beginning of

National Guard announces bold new ‘third to fight’ advertising campaign

ARLINGTON, Va. — On the heels of the Army’s popular new “I became a soldier” advertising initiative, the National Guard has proudly announced its new slogan “Third to

National Guard: We need our Apache helicopters to defeat gay marriage

An Op-Ed from Maj. Gen. Steve Danner, head of the National Guard Association of the United States. That simply won’t do. There are several very important reasons

National Guard General resigns after 'hurtful' pranks by other Joint Chiefs

ARLINGTON, Va. — Gen. Frank Grass, chief of the National Guard Bureau (NGB), abruptly announced his resignation this week amidst claims of hazing and abuse from his fellow Joint

National Guard receives coloring book at gift exchange, told to sit quietly in corner

THE PENTAGON — At the Joint Chiefs annual holiday secret Santa gift exchange, each branch of the service received one special gift for the rest of the year: A

Alcohol industry praying for increased National Guard training days

JONESBORO, Ark. – After decades of training for 37 days a year, senior leaders are warning the Army National Guard that their training requirements may expand. Soldiers expressed mixed