Trump deploys National Guard on US-Mexico border to masturbate, eat MREs

US-MEXICO BORDER, Ariz. — President Donald Trump has declared a state of emergency on the U.S. border with Mexico and is deploying thousands of National Guard troops there

National Guard soldier keeps saying she's in the Army

BENTONVILLE, Ark. — A National Guard soldier tried to repeatedly claim that she was in the Army last night, according to a number of witnesses at Creekside Grille, sources

National Guardsmen report 'emotional scars' after deployment to air-conditioned tent on US-Mexico border

ABILENE, Texas — A Texas National Guardsman says he is suffering from "emotional scars" after returning from a deployment to the U.S.-Mexico border, sources confirmed

Trump deploys National Guard to New York border to block Pete Davidson jokes

HOBOKEN, N.J. — Members of the 444th Mobile Public Affairs Detachment (MPAD), 63rd Army Band, and Family Readiness Program deployed to Manhattan in support of Operation Blind Panderer,

California National Guard declassifies “bro-code talkers”

LOS ANGELES — The California National Guard has declassified a top secret cryptologic program today that played a significant role in the wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Syria. The

Supreme Court strikes down 2nd Amendment, citing National Guard marksmanship

"Seriously, have you seen them shoot?”

15,000 dead after longest Russian drill weekend ever

Amid Omicron surge, National Guard called up to man entire DoD

They're here, they're there, they're everywhere!

College student serving in National Guard enjoys worst of both worlds

Twice the fun

National Guard deployed to enforce vaccine mandate on National Guard

Always ready, always there with an inoculation.

National Guard commander impressed with how much Taliban accomplished in a single weekend

Why can't you be more like the Taliban?

National Guard changes 'Minutemen' nickname to 'Permanentmen'

Permanentmen are on the front lines of everything

Radio Shack manager refuses to give National Guard general time off for drill

Gen. Williams couldn't find anyone to cover him.

Capitol rioters demand military discount on prison sentences

Ya got a vet discount?

D.C. National Guard deployment extended due to traffic on Beltway, Connecticut Avenue

“Jesus, D.C. drivers are the worst."

National Guard halts Capitol and COVID-19 missions after discovering private is red on dental

The soldier's carelessness has taken him off the promotion list for the next cycle.

Critics warn National Guard lacks exit strategy for presidential inauguration

“We have no metric for what success looks like,” said one high ranking officer.