Third-class petty officer promoted to first-class douchebag
Retired as captain, remembered as cautionary tale.
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The service that floats around the world looking for Wi-Fi.
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Trump blows cover on Venezuela op, crushes SEALs’ dreams of book deals
“We trained our whole lives for this chapter,” sources say.
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Anonymous donor gives Pentagon 130 million cans of Skoal Wintergreen to pay troops
Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans
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Top 10 things you can’t buy because you're not getting paid
Congress assures troops that poverty builds character.
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Hegseth sets record for largest military D&D campaign ever
Hundreds of generals trapped at Quantico after DTS crash forced to role-play their way out.
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Naval Academy adds 'See Spot Run' to reading list
Officials say advanced students may graduate to Green Eggs and Ham
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General officer summit extended for K-Pop Demon Hunter singalong
Generals relieved it wasn’t a firing squad or Eyes Wide Shut reenactment
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Captain barely keeping a lid on all the Marxism onboard
USS Wasp leadership fears crew will collectivize chow line
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Pentagon changes rear admiral rank to something less gay
Historic title to be replaced with something the SECDEF can say without giggling
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Adm. McRaven hasn’t made his bed in years, sources say
Sources say unmade bed had more loose ends than the Afghanistan withdrawal
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Naval Academy summer program teaches kids how to be racist, tie knots
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Hegseth renames USNS Harvey Milk to USNS James Earl Ray, but a different one
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Navy finishes retrofitting F/A-18s with periscopes, torpedoes
After decades of dominating air superiority, Navy shifts focus to dominating water mediocrity.
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After Israel attacks Iran, IndoPacom commander starts hiding missiles under bed
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US 'far behind in capabilities' being sold by retired general
The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.
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Army study: Soldiers have bigger dicks than sailors
The USS Ronald Reagan held the record for simultaneous penis inspections, with 473 sailors participating.
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Dyslexic officer cuts IED training from EOD course
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USS Clinton skipper claims he did not have international relations in South China Sea
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Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
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Navy kicks off 'Incel to Intel' recruiting campaign
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