THE UNDERGROUND — Reports from the E4 Mafia suggest soldiers are concerned about the Space Force: Specifically, what disrespectful nickname can we all decide on? “We weren’t ready for the speed at which this would happen,” Spc. Babahaka, E4 Mafia spokesman, admitted. “Nicknames take time, and the Mafia isn’t what it used to be. Do you know how much red tape it takes to give a guy a swirly? Starting a drug ring takes months of paperwork. And a nickname for an entire branch? Tall order.”
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