Having trouble concealing your body this fall? The Base Exchange has you covered! With our wide assortment of khaki slacks and impressive turtleneck sweaters, you will very specifically not be naked if you shop at the Exchange! Kids already worn out their back-to-school clothes? No problem! At the Exchange, we have cotton products that’ll last them ‘til at least spring! From our screen-print t-shirts featuring possibly unrecognizable cartoon characters to our screen-print t-shirts featuring hip other things, your offspring can finally blend in with the crowd and avoid the beatings they've been taking during recess! Unless they’re in middle school. If they're in middle school, they’re fucked. The Exchange doesn’t have anything for that.
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