The following is an op-ed article written by Jesus. Seriously fam. See that guy's shirt in the picture above? Stop wearing this stupid shirt. Ever since I met those Roman soldiers in the Garden of Gethsemane, you guys have been causing problems for me. Back then I was nice to you guys. I even told Peter to put his sword away.
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