Troops you just prayed for are currently bin…

YOUR HOME — Many of the troops you lifted up in prayer in church Sunday morning are likely masturbating, drinking heavily, or engaged in barracks orgies, sources confirmed today. Sources say that you recently asked for God to "keep our men and women in uniform safe" as they defend our country and way of life, but unbeknownst to you at the time, many of those men and women were participating in sinful activities that would make Ron Jeremy blush.

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