That's The Nicest Penis I've Seen In All My…

The following is a guest column by Sergeant 1st Class William Avery, who volunteered to be a urinalysis NCO. I'm going to be honest with you. I've been doing this a long time, and that's the nicest penis I've ever seen piss into a plastic cup. Now, I'm not just saying that, trust me. I don't just throw these kind of compliments around. I'm what you call a straight shooter — a solid guy if you will.

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