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Watch this idiot pilot drive away with gas pump still attached

At least he didn't leave the baby carrier on the canopy. Again.

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SEYMOUR-JOHNSON AFB, N.C. — Capt. Erik “Big Chungus” Simmons found himself in trouble today when the big dumb idiot drove his F-15E away from the gas station with the pump still attached. The KC-135 crew saved the day by calling an emergency breakaway and building separation between the two aircraft.

“We were mid-give when this dude just rolls hard on hi…

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