YOKOSUKA, JAPAN — Sources confirmed a sailor with Commander Fleet Activities Yokosuka (CFAY) has been spending a majority of his free time in a base gym locker room trash-talking homosexuals while completely nude around other men. Master at Arms 2nd Class Rory Cagle of CFAY’s security office reportedly spends upwards of 20 hours a week sauntering entirely unclothed up and down the corridors of the Purdy Fitness Center’s men’s locker room while preaching about his hatred of “choad smokers and sodomites.”