Trump and Kim to face off in epic dance battle
WASHINGTON — The international nuclear feud between President Donald Trump and North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un will soon culminate in the last remaining non-military option, with both taking part in an epic dance battle.
“I told that whacko maniac we need to settle this like REAL men – with a dance-off,” Trump tweeted last night. “China’s finally stepping up, and they’re gonna host! Gotta love China. Smart kids over there.”
In a news conference live-tweeted by Trump, Chinese President Xi Jinping announced the event would be held in the Bird’s Nest, site of the 2008 summer Olympic Games.
“This’ll be HUGE! China’s awesome – love those egg rolls,” read one of Trump’s 65 tweets from the two-minute conference.
Officiating the dance battle will be former South Korean soldier Park Jae-Sang, more commonly known as Psy of Gangnam-style fame.
“Trump is an insolent barking dog, and that Psy is a puppet of the American regime! I will wipe them off the map!” responded Kim, through a spokesman.
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