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Tuberville demands DoD stop defending Alabama until state reduces infant mortality

"It's a states rights issue, except when that's inconvenient."

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"We threw high passes, we dropped balls.”

THE CAPITOL, Washington, DC - Senator Tommy Tuberville, who actually goes by “Coach” on his Senate homepage, today demanded that the Department of Defense (DoD) halt all efforts to defend Alabama until his home state manages to reduce its infant mortality rate - among the worst in the country.

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